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The three tip split

In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.
Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.
by THE COON AND FREINDS January 5, 2021
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The Dirty Banana Split

Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.
He saw the after math in the toilet from the dirty banana split.
by dixandducks3151 June 22, 2021
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The Choco Banana Split

When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face
bro!! my girl just did the choco banana split on me it was wild
by Futaraki February 12, 2022
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Split in the Classroom

This is the term used for when you tell your girl she need to spread her ass out so you can stick your fat cock in it
Bitch, bend over and split in the classroom
by TheNigBigga March 11, 2020
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PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT

ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus
I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.
by jjackson74 September 27, 2012
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slave to the slit

A man who is dominated by his wife or girlfriend and therefore has no time for leisure activities or socialising.
Chris couldn't make it tonight. I think he's become a slave to the slit.
by Quimbonda June 15, 2008
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the shlits

a form of diarrea, commonly caused from either eating the worng food or by eating/drinking a laxative.
on thursday luke owen had the shlits!
by josh May 7, 2005
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