Gargling Racoon

Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.

Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."

by Peter Putter December 2, 2017

racoon play

someone who is sexually aroused by having sex in or around a dumpster

"yo, hes low-key into racoon play tho"

by mistwadumbstwa October 20, 2020

Racoon Slayer

1. An early morning toker throwing hands with the neighborhood racoon on the fire escape, for trying to steal a hit.

2. Someone that drop kicks racoons while high as fuck.

Bro, did you see that guy this morning on the fire escape? Man was a real Racoon Slayer

by Gidget68 September 21, 2022

racoon

n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.

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Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.

by gnostic3 February 20, 2021

kashmiri racoon

A person that is shit at warzone and gets carried by a Bradford brother.😤😤😤

“Ur a kashmiri racoon Broo”

by BRADFORDBOY😤😤 November 19, 2020

Racoon

Cum in a girls eyes so they rub them that hard they have red rings around them then put them outside to rummage in the bins

Just racooned my bird and now she’s in the bins

by Ozwold February 9, 2022

Racooned

Bitch you look racooned did you get any sleep

When your eyes look realy dark under the eyes from not sleeping or being tired . I am so high I look racooned

by Racooned October 8, 2020