pussy picnic

A set up that is carried around at all times in case a spur-of-the-moment eat-out session occurs and cleanup is required after. Normally includes: mouthwash, gum, hand sanitizer, and wipes.

We went to the park today and Ken pulled out the pussy picnic supplies so I knew that he was going down.

by Crownless Queen November 22, 2019

danish Picnic

The act of shitting the bed and having sex in it.

"Honey, it's such a nice day, the kids are at grandma's. Do you want to have a danish picnic?"

by The burger king 69 June 28, 2023

Picnic Life

An overpriveleged life of leisure and play, with little to no responsibility

Duchess Kate leads one giant picnic life: she makes about 50 official appearance per year. She spends the other 315 days in Anmer Hall having a picnic with Prince George and Princess Charlotte.

by Skyler Ann December 30, 2016

Shower Picnic

A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).

Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”

Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”

Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”

by Cloud Walking Brown Bear September 22, 2023

Mexican picnic

An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.

Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?

Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc

by shitty Nicko June 11, 2006

Amish picnic

A ritualistic outdoor breeding where the fully clothed mother's yell at the children in German until the men finish then they all play volleyball.

Henry rushed to grab the buggy after hearing about the Yoder's Amish picnic.

by Jacob Bontrager June 2, 2021

dick picnic

a massive collaboration of dudes at a single party,bar,or establishment. A place where there is a ratio of guys to girls at 15:1 or worse.

Can be synonmus with "sausage fest" or "sausage party"

Why do you go to the Tav? They always have the dick picnic!

Don't ever go to parties at Katie's house.
She always has massive amounts of dudes over so her fat ass has a chance to get laid. She needs the dick picnic to have an snowball's chance in hell.

by Mike DQ April 11, 2008