Snow on the Mountains

The act of dousing a woman's breasts with a decent load of jizz, thus creating a swiss alps picturesque.

Brandon Lowry was sprayed with a load of jizz on his chest and awoke angrily to find Hank mid-wank. "I'm not a woman!" Brandon Lowry shouted angrily. "Oh, my bad your breasts say otherwise so i put snow on the mountains" replied Hank...

by Rapscalions without inhibition February 1, 2010

The mountains are pink it's time to drink

The sun is low on the horizon. The mountains are stunningly illuminated. It's time for happy hour!

Dave Johnston said the mountains are pink it's time to drink. Bottoms up!

by puddykast May 6, 2016

head for the mountains

Its when you really do not like someone and think they are really stupid and you tell them to head for the mountains.

Weird Kid:I love ballet
Cool Kid:Alright just for saying that head for the mountains you freak
Weird Kid:Which ones
Cool Kid:I dont care you pick you prick

by sonourus almond May 23, 2009

Thunder of the Mountains

The greatest Sousaphone line on Earth. Appalachian State rings with the sound of the sousaphone section of Appalachian State Marching Band.

Yo! Did you hear those Sousas?

Yeah man, they're like the Thunder of the Mountains!

by ThundaJon October 21, 2008

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009

Fire In The Mountains

A handy, all-purpous phrase that can be used in any context when one is unsure what to say.

Example #1:
A: "I have to see my son's principla today."
B: "Oooh, sounds like there's a fire in the mountains."

Example #2:
A: "Where have you been!?"
B: "There was a fire in the mountains."

Example #3:
A: "I really like this photo!"
B: "There's definitely a fire in the mountains."

by Al Hummins April 28, 2010

Hitting the Mountains

The act of hooking up with some one on dating and experimenting with each other

We Hitting the Mountains to Night

by Mr.Stinkbear January 27, 2010