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The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
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Martian

A man commonly going by the name, "Marty ". Ethereal, is a common way to describe him, as he is out of this freaking world. He does things on a whim and keeps his head in the clouds while he blows clouds. He smokes more than any human can known to man and could easily self propel and take off in a hot air balloon if a canopy of nylon was placed over his head. He will, "blow your head off" during a smoke sesh. He is the dopest smoke you'll ever blow. if you're his girl, you will find yourself in another dimension.
Up, up, up and away, the Martian wont come down for days. Hes so out of place in anywhere but space. The martian gives you jetleg every time you spend time with him.
by Rawlikesushi93 April 17, 2019
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The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!
I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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Mopar Martians

Noun: a slur targeted at people that like Dodge; a more unique slur for black individuals other than the N-word, similar to but not limited to Jiggaboo, Moon Cricket, and Porch Pirate.
Damn Mopar Martians are causing a ruckus with the takeovers down town.
by SnowBunnyAfterHours November 26, 2025
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Martian Tismhunter

People who love the character martian manhunter and has autism
I have Martian Tismhunter
by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025
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