Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.

by jews69 March 20, 2016

hit the sack jack

A term used to tell a person to do something or leave a certain place. This term was first developed when a super scientist changed the channel, which his grandson was watching, on the television.

Son: Hey! I'm watching TV!
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

Son: I don't know if i should ask her out Rick.
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

by Mattanian May 29, 2017

hit the quan

A dance consisting of a series of actions mimicking the rappers's words and sounds. The dance can be interpreted multiple ways and you can make your own moves, but it should include some form of stepping, squatting and arm movement. This dance has recovered us from the endless 'watch me whip'.

Tony was really feeling the beat, so he dropped it low and hit the quan.

by Ambxo September 11, 2015

hit the nail on the head

(v.) To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.

Why does this car not work?


Because it's a ford!


You've hit the nail on the head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

hit the spot

Meaning was very good, or was a good plan, idea, etc)

Man! Those nachos sure hit the spot!

by CombatWombat August 15, 2003

hit the threes

Having sexual intercourse to include oral sex, anal sex and vaginal sex.

"Hey Joe, how did your date go with Amy last night?"

Joe answers, "I hit the threes. She's a keeper."

by cool hand luc October 4, 2010

hit the ceiling

1-to become very angry
2-to reach the limit of something

1- when Sarah finds out that I forgot to fix her car she will hit the ceiling
2- The hygienic products prices are about to hit the ceiling in september

by Megamallo September 14, 2013