Batman

adj. the definition of cool, cunning, and witty. used synonymously with awesome, rad, cool, far out, fantastic, etc. the epitome of everything good. this word has the ability to raise your day from mundane to superohero in proportion.
"dude, are you enjoying that candy"?
(said whilst dancing in a public place)"yeah! its so batman"

"dude! that jacket looks batman on you."
"thanks, i'm bruce wayne-ing"

"Last night was batman for sure"
by jeph dubs May 25, 2012
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batman

Worlds greatest dectevive
batman saves the people of the united states millions dollars every year in recovering stolen money/diamonds/faberge eggs.
by MrBrownstone March 20, 2005
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Batman

When your hittin a girl from the back and your about to climax you start flapping your arms as if they are bat wings, and on the way down from flapping you smack her behind while also screaming "FEAR THE BAT, FEAR THE BAT, I AM BATMAN FEEL ME CUM". When she looks up at you just say "thats right" and do what ever you want next
i was hitting this girl man and i got the urge to batman her. It was rowd
by The real DBK September 22, 2008
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Batmanned

To disappear into thin air like batman does.
Bob and Sally went to dinner. The check came. Sally looked towards bob, he was gone. "Crap! He batmanned again!"

Lisa told Bob she was pregnant. Time to Batman
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Batman

A mentally insane orphan, who dresses like a fucking animal and beats up other mentally insane criminals, who are often dressed up like a clown. Also, when he finds out someone is an orphan like him, he instantly adopts them and raises them to beat up other mentally insane criminals that are often dressed up like clowns.
Batman
by Baguetteeeeee February 14, 2022
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Batman

1. (Military) an officer's personal servant in any of the armed forces

2. A Superhero publish by DC Comics and created by Bob Kane.
1. I was assigned to be a batman with Kaiser Bill.

2. Look at Batman fighting crime!
by Homebrew149 October 30, 2016
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Batman

A charter from a great book on Wattpad where he starts dating Tarare. Together they almost kill each other one too many times. His main use of self defence is spine throating. Where he shoves a mans spine through his own neck. Things we know about Batman are as follows:

Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman

Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero

Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days

Batman is a yandere

Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers
Holy shit dude why is your spine through your throat?”

“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“
by Homob499 January 31, 2022
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