twizzlered

Twisted and slizzered put together

Oh man I smoked 9 bowls and did a kegstand, I'm so twizzlered

Did you see how twizzlered that chick was? She should've held the beer bong

by Carbon6595 November 2, 2010

twizzler whipped

to be excessively drunk, wasted, trashed, etc.

I got so twizzler whipped last night off of rubbing alcohol

by djtrix79 February 24, 2007

twizzler

another name for oral gratification... as in makes mouths happy.

buddy #1 "hey homie, howd last nite go? you get balls deep?"

buddy #2 "nah, she wouldnt let me, but she did give me some twizzler."

by eggburt moustaffa January 23, 2009

skin twizzler

A pencil-thin dick, or a person that is so skinny that they resemble the shape of a twizzler.

That neo-nazi strolling the block is a total skin twizzler.

by tapeworm1969 September 18, 2015

French Twizzler

When you pick a large scab with your finger and insert it into her vagina.

I'm going to give you a french twizzler. #GoProto

by Zah Geen July 7, 2016

Turkish Tounge Twizzler

When your laying on your back with legs in the air and Sarah sticks her tounge up your ass and licks out the kebab you ate earlier.

Got a lovely Turkish Tounge Twizzler last night off Sarah. She had Doner Kebab all over her lips, nasty bitch

by Doo1doo2doo3 November 2, 2016

twizzlered

When you have consumed alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana. Like "triple-faded" instead of "cross-faded" because now there are three elements of intoxication.

After shotgunning those PBRs, smoking that blunt, and puffing my cig, I'm so twizzlered.

by dharmainitiative23 December 4, 2016