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seahorse

When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.

She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
by scrote-dogg December 24, 2008
mugGet the seahorsemug.

North Atlantic SeaHorse

North Atlantic SeaHorse- when you spray your girlfriend with water then elbow her in the face
by Bicycle99 August 26, 2025
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simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!
by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
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Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...
by PnCts88 November 8, 2019
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Seahorse

The most epic sauciest guy to ever exist he has a fantastic sense of humour and finds playing pranks and jokes on people his favourite hobby he is kind to everyone including people who don’t deserve his kindness aka fat thing he likes to say ARGHHHHHHHHH and is in love with his best friend! To have a seahorse in your life is a great honour and should not be taken for granted :)
Friend: “don’t touch my car
Seahorse: “I do what I want
by Seadevil August 20, 2021
mugGet the Seahorsemug.

atlantic seahorse

Whilst having sex in a bath, you fuck her doggie style and as you are about to ejaculate you stick your dick up her arse really hard to make her neigh in pain.
Last night I gave my girl the old Atlantic Seahorse, she splashed a bit and I think it went into my mouth.
by Old Kangaroo Cyle September 8, 2014
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Seahorsing

A hypothetical scenario in which a man gives birth through his penis so that his woman doesn't have to go through childbirth, similar to the way in which a male seahorse carries a female seahorse's child in nature. A man who is willing to seahorse for his significant other must truly love them due to the likely excruciating pain that is almost as bad as being punched in the balls.
Adam loves Dasha so much that he is seahorsing for her so that he can bear the pain of childbirth in her place (or at least that's what he said since I don't think that's actually physically possible.
by Cumboideluxepaypig November 6, 2023
mugGet the Seahorsingmug.

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