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ethan palmer

A me me who can be very smelly at times
Hey Ethan Palmer, you be looking pretty smelly today
by Cool Dude Who Is Cool June 10, 2019
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Arnold Palmer

(1): A half iced-tea half lemonade drink created by the Arizona drink company. You can find them at most 7-11's, just ask the Muslim guy working there.
(2): A sexual act where, preferably a guy, palms the head of an individual, and soon gets into a rhythm of pulling the head towards his (or her) crotch, leaving a 50/50 mixture of jizz and saliva in the overjoyed victim's mouth.
Friend 1: Did you hear what Gavin did over the weekend?
Friend 2: No, what?
Friend 1: He finally got tired of t-bagging and gave Megan the good ol' Arnold Palmer. Good man.
Friend 2: Dang......I tried to do that yesterday but turns out the bitch has herpes.
by marklikeslittleboys July 16, 2011
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Steaming Palmer

A sexual practice used to break in new lesbians. The partner massages the breasts, groin, and buttocks of the prospective convert with a hand wrapped in a steaming towel.
Michelle thought it was bad when they kept staring at her breasts in the bar, but nothing could prepare her for the feeling of her first Steaming Palmer.
by Mateo Incognito July 2, 2008
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Zane Palmer

An asshole who goes on YouTube to spoil movies for people in the comment section of YouTube. You can usually identify a Zane Palmer by his queer ass profile pic. He usually only takes side profile pics in a lame ass attempt to seem inquisitive.
That bastard decided to be a real Zane Palmer and post the ending to The Force Awakens in the YouTube comment section.
by IHateYouTubeSpoilers March 25, 2017
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Rusty Palmer

when your penis slips out having sex while shes on the rag and you grab it to put it back in you get a rusty palmer
My girl was raggin it last night and i ended up with a Rusty Palmer. It's all good though, i gave her a Wilson to get my hand clean.
by Chuck Diesel April 8, 2007
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Rosey Palmer

I've got a date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters.
by Tohaveandhavenot January 6, 2019
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Palmer Johnson

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.
Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to fade the Palmer Johnson.
by OhNahBruh June 17, 2018
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