Crotch Otter

1. Someone who constantly looks at crotches.

2. Additionally, someone who is always looking at there own crotch. Usually trying to hide the fact they are texting on there cell phone.

Gary would you stop being a crotch otter and look me in the eyes?

Cartier! Quit crotch ottering! Put your cell phone down and get back to work!

That guy totally crotch ottered you!

by EISS August 18, 2011

otters breath

The first hit from a nitrous oxide canister before it gets really cold, because it's warm and kind of stale, like if an otter was breathing into your mouth.

Because you bought the box, I'll take one for the team and I'll take the otters breath.

by d-bomba March 20, 2010

otter love

When two people love each other very much...just like otters.

Claire and Anthony experience Otter Love everyday.

by CESASMC June 16, 2008

Chinaman's otter

The vagina.

The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.

George took things straight to the chinaman's otter.

by Goochmasterflash March 22, 2009

Otter Mothering

Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.

Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures

Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me

Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then

by Fifi Mama January 03, 2021

Mini Otter

A small gay hairy man who claims to have a 4.4 inch peepee

Barry Scott: "OMFG is that a mini otter?!"

Jimmy Smithel: "Wow I've never seen one in the wild before!"

by Juicy_Wuicy July 02, 2020

Land Otter

Another term for 'dachshund' or 'wiener dog'

when i got home my land otters had ripped the couch to shreds

by hussonlax November 11, 2010