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screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..
Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020
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messiah

the hottest most amazing sexiest man on earth that tat is in love with.

i want him to use me, and stretch out my pussy <3
anything for messiah ;)
messiah is daddy.
by tat<3 June 9, 2021
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Messiah

Guy 1: Hey is that Messiah?
Guy 3: ⊣𝙹↸ ⍑ᒷꖎ!¡ ᒲᒷ
by Sponge man ice cone January 31, 2022
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Messiah

A nigga who has a steady yet bouncy jiggly ass.
Yo, Did you see that messiah that just walked past us? Bro had the fattest ass I’ve ever seen.
by YaBoyStax September 10, 2020
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lightskin messiah

THE BIBLE SAID THAT A MESSIAH WILL COME AGAIN AND I BELIEVE THAT THE LIGHTSKIN MESSIAH WAS THE ONE
by spotlight ah moonlight ah October 6, 2022
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Midget Messiah

A self-anointed savior figure who’s physically small in stature but carries themselves with grandiose, almost divine authority - preaching moral high ground while often contradicting those very ideals through petty actions, sneak disses, or hypocritical behavior.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.
We get it bro, you the Midget Messiah — short in height, tall in ego, and full of contradictions.
by kirloskar21 April 7, 2025
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Glick Messiah

1. A person who eats hot dogs with sliced bread instead of hot dog buns
2. Someone who sucks dick (figuratively and literally)
“Bruh, hop off you glick messiah
by Yung Dark Chocolate September 21, 2021
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