the killer

the killer is the average white male. blonde hair, blue eyes, rich family, and has an incredibly high ego. WELL. the killer is going to make your life living hell. he's going to lead you on, be flirtacious with you all the goddamn time, and when you ask him to be your bf, he's gonna say "no i'm not a pedophile" BITCH YOURE 9 MONTHS OLDER THAN ME GOOD GOD. but anyway, after you and him break off your life is gonna get pretty goddamn boring. so, against your older sister's wishes, you're gonna write a whole apology during study hall with you bestfriend and plan to send it to him on his birthday before school. for this to work, you're also going to leave your phone in your locker until lunch. and keep in mind you don't know what he's gonna say to your paragraph so leading up to the whole shebang, you're gonna be constantly shitting your pants wondering if you actually wanna do it.

"that guy is the killer."

by i love pepperoni January 29, 2023

The Killer

Something you shouldn't try

The Killer is made with a Redline Xtreme and vodka.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 15, 2023

the killer

the killer is coming to get you. it is inevitable. he is coming. he will get you. every day, every night, every waking moment he is after you. don't even try to run. don't even try to hide. he will get you nonetheless. you are at his mercy. he knows where you are and he knows what you did. the killer is coming to get you. he is coming to get you. THE KILLER WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. THE KILLER WILL HURT YOU. IT IS TOO LATE NOW. THE KILLER IS ALREADY CLOSE. HE IS GETTING CLOSER EVERY SECOND. THE KILLER WILL HURT YOU WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. HE IS WATCHING. ALWAYS.

DUDE IS THAT THE KILLER?!???!?!!!?!?!

by >>dailygrind<< January 18, 2024

the killer

you are the killer; scary evil pictures etc

“why do i look like the killer in this photo”

by shevvreal May 6, 2025

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

The Rabbit that guarded the cave in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" before being killed with The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

"Don't be deceived, for that rabbit is a killer beast with an insatiable thirst for blood. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog." -Probably a seer for King Arthur

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender May 6, 2025

Angel The Killer Bunny

A very cute but deadly bunny. This bunny only attacks rude people. She loves to kill. She makes friends with her owner. Yes. Angel is most likely a toy shown on the research I did. Hopefully you can survive her, because she will dance on your body if she kills you.

Person: AHHHHHHH! ITS ANGEL THE KILLER BUNNY!
Angel: *Kills*
Also Angel: THE BUNNY BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER!

by ARandomBunnyGirl August 27, 2021

Jeff The Killer

If your partner likes Jeff the Killer, they’re probably a poser, e-boy loser who will never come visit you (if you are long distance) no matter how much you cared he’ll always be a cheating loser obsessed with a creepypasta

“God he’s such a Jeff the Killer”
“Wdym??”
“He’s probably cheating on you with someone named Nina”

by RandyWarren September 11, 2025