Jared

Jared is laughter! He is like Noone, and definitely one of a kind! He's always looking for a good time, and never fails! He would use his very last of anything to help someone else succeed, or feel they matter. Jared is the most non judgemental person, he will leave you wanting more every time. Be careful, it's hard not to fall in love with Jared. He will understand all the mixed up parts of your soul, the darkest, lightest, and dustiest corners of your mind. He has those rock and roll eyes, and a heart of surprise.

Girl: Your nuts!
Jared: No, I'm Jared.

by LTrain91 June 2, 2021

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Jared

When you first meet him he acts all tough but as you get to know him you realize how much of a softy he is. He is caring, understanding and he’s the cutest smile. It’s impossible not to fall in love with such a perfect guy.

Definition of perfect? Jared

by RedheadsAreAmazing May 12, 2019

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Jared

Young, metrosexual man usually associated with sports such as Water Polo and Gymnastics. Has a perfect posture and excels at sport.

That guy is such a Jared!

by pseudonym12312 July 27, 2012

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Jared

An extremely lovable guy who will go out of his way to make you laugh. Diet consists mainly of BBQ sauce & jager bombs. Likes to entertain himself by playing w/ his own or my butt crack. My cuddle partner for life.

Jared: jager bomb?
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!

by squirt812 March 23, 2009

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Jared

Someone who is a great daddy dom. Is funny, caring, sweet, dorky, a dweeb, etc. He will continuously keep you laughing. Makes you blush 1000x over. Will love you forever and keep you safe.

"Look at him, God i love Jared soooooo much!"

by DaddysLittlePrincess99 February 17, 2017

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