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morgan gardner

an ugly ass whos good at softball and barely has friends. she loves racing but doesnt know anything abt it.
“Is that morgan gardner
“yeah how could u tell”

“shes walking by herself, what a loser”
by morgan😝 October 25, 2020
mugGet the morgan gardnermug.

Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.
Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!
by kyle4269 October 29, 2019
mugGet the Ruben Gardnermug.

L Ron Gardner

Excrement with a texture approximately of Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool.
I ate three Big Macs in a row, and within 45 minutes I had an explosive case of L Ron Gardner
by A Respected Authority November 22, 2020
mugGet the L Ron Gardnermug.

Gardner grenade

A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.
Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.
by Mr. Gagsonmen February 6, 2025
mugGet the Gardner grenademug.

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