Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease

Exactly what the term implies. It refers to someone who seem to always say the most inappropriate thing at the most inappropriate time.

Commonly also referred to as CFMD. There is no known medical cure for this ailment. It tends to be hereditary and is usually passed down from the father's side of the family. Typically the gene is passed from father to son but it has been known to appear in females. Sufferers of this malady also tend to lack class and moral terpitude especially when surrounded by groups of people. They also tend to tell really inappropriate jokes that includes racist and or sexist comments and wonder why they are still single.

Guy with CFMD: Wow you have nice tits.

Hot chick in bar: OMG! You are crude.

CFMD's Wingman: You can't just say that to a stranger especially some hot chick you have no chance with. You must have Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease like your daddy.

by activestatic July 15, 2010

e-foot in the mouth

the unfortunate mishap of sending an e-mail to the ABSOLUTE WRONG person by mistake. This is especially likely if you are forwarding an e-mail from said WRONG PERSON to a friend, in order to provide your friend with a sound example of the type of idiocy you described so eloquently in the e-mail. Since you are forwarding, you end up replying, and VOILA! the WRONG PERSON has an email that says, "Look what this bitch said to me?" and scrolls down only to find the very same e-mail she sent you yesterday.

When i received a reply from my customer, telling me he would not be needing my services, i scrolled down only to find the e-mail i MEANT to forward to my manager, wherein i called the customer a Fucktard (see Fucktard for definition).

by R2 May 20, 2005

Six foot by the way

when you make a bare-minimum good take, fully understanding that what you said was the bare minimum. it references how men that are over six foot can do the least and still be admired.

Carmen: "my boyfriend says that I'm not allowed to wear pants, and how a woman should only wear dresses"
Eddy: "that's really shitty and you should be able to wear whatever you want. I'm six foot by the way"

by tallmanimtallguys June 23, 2023

one foot in the grave

To have "one foot in the grave" is to be close to death; depicting an elderly or sick person or animal close to death, or one with a life so pathetic that their life barely counts as living.

Carl lives alone, has no friends, and spends his days drinking till' he sleeps. You could say he's got one foot in the grave. // "Grandpa is 102 and has leukemia, I'm sorry to say it, but he's already got one foot in the grave."

by junkiii April 24, 2020

The Elephant's Foot

When your homeboy is showering and you go in there to take a shit and leave it in the toilet, allowing the steam from the shower to ruminate the area... akin to the elephant's foot left at chernobyl

"Bro, I just did The Elephant's Foot to Brandon, he's gonna be so pissed bro"

by 5StarTongueLacrosseRecruit May 27, 2022

one foot on the boat, one on the dock

The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.

The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?

by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

Put my foot in the custard

Walking in on people having sex.

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard

by Ansaru September 26, 2012