Deuce the Caboose

Inserting two fingers into the anal cavity, then spread your fingers apart like your saying peace.

You can ease a woman into anal if you slowly deuce the caboose

by beatboxboy21 March 18, 2021

Deuce on the loose

A turd that is anywhere except for in the toilet or in a person.

1.

Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!

2.

first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.

second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?

first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.

by CrazyAndyD October 20, 2012

Deuce in the Kitchen

Expression used to denote or indicate a severe or critical situation arising.

We got a deuce in the kitchen! All our web sites are down and were losing a ton of money!

by Darth Chubb September 22, 2011

The King's Deuce

The perfect away-from-home shit.

When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.

by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015

deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.

by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015

deuce at the prom

the act of giving birth to an unexpected pregnancy; when one thinks they have food poisoning or another bowel related illness, but they are in-fact pregnant.

Dude, I thought I had food poisoning but it was actually a deuce at the prom, I named her Maddyson.

by Vageena Swartz July 5, 2011

Deuce in the Caboose

To defecate in one's drawers. Typically used to affectionately refer to a toddler pooping in their diapers. Adults see the droopy diaper from behind the toddler, or the caboose / rear-end.

Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce

Ohhhh, how cute! Your toddler is waddling away from the table...wait a minute! There appears to be a 'deuce in the caboose' of theirs!

by HeavyD in CH April 21, 2011