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Waxing the Clown

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Wacking the pudd, cock strangling, beating your meat. Tooting your own horn, Jacking off, masturbating.
Don needs a woman in his life so he can stop waxing the clown.
by BiGdAdDy2 December 9, 2008
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american horror story freakshow clown boy who was misunderstood :(
they spread LIES about him that ruined his life when all he wanted to do was be a good clown and make kids happy and smile and laugh

but instead everyone believed the mean rumors to the point where he thought he was doing the right thing but became a bad clown boy :(

not his fault
"who's your favorite american horror story character?"
"Definently Twisty the Clown ! poor guy he tried his best but was set up for failure"
by gothclowngirl July 27, 2019
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Freckles The Clown

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Hi,
I am requesting my suspension to be taken away as the reason my account got suspended was by accident. Here is the explanation:

Me and my friends are actors and were trying to come up with new clown characters! We went on airtime after doing some research and decided to look up this one character ‘yucko the clown’ after watching some of it we immediately knew it was a mistake because of some of the comments made by him In the Video. Because we didn’t know who this character was before we had no clue what we were getting ourself into. I hope you can take this into consideration and lift my suspension. (Also I I am allowed back in airtime I won’t be watching this ever again because I recently found my clown character! Her name is Freckles and hosts Fourth of July party’s for kids in my state!)
Andy: I stole this clowns business card and now I’m going to look up to her for the rest of my life. This is so fun, I love freckles the clown.... I really, deeply, truly love freckles the clown.

More then being on team trudee
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
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Feltchy the clown

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The worst cartoon character ever. Really not a good idea. A wild hair, large nosed, trench coat wearing character that shouldn’t exist. Feltchy is identifiable by his “Black bag of mischief” and his tag line “I’m having fun here all by myself!”
I’m Feltchy the clown; I’ve got a nose for trouble.
by cwilly3 November 27, 2009
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A Clown that hides from gay people, if you see the clown that means that you are not gay. sadly if you can't see the clown

That means your Gay. People say he's a myth but he's not. He keeps following me and keeps honking his nose at me.
Person A: " Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people "

Person B: " No I have not "

Person A: " well I see the clown it's behind you "

Person B: " *turns around* I don't see him "

Person A: " your Gay lol "
by The clown that hides August 5, 2022
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Waltz the Clown

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When Waltz was a young lad, he had some issues at home. His mom turned to alcoholism after the death of his dad died to a severe case of monkey cancer. To make matters even worse, Waltz was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis at the age of 4. Waltz lived a sad and poor life in Utah as his family owned land to grow cassava beans. Growing up, Waltz was forced to work in the cassava fields for a little pay because his family's business was struggling to keep afloat due to Mr. Marmalade's business across town. He was running Waltz's farm into the ground. With the little money he had saved up from the cassava fields, he went to the traveling circus. When he walked into the tent, the first thing he saw was the clowns. The clown's friendly and welcoming appearance and talent washed all of the pain and suffering of his home life. Waltz thought to himself, "I can be a clown and do the same for other people!" After that day, Waltz was changed forever. He felt like he had found a purpose in life, to become a clown. Waltz dropped out of high school to pursue an education at the Salt Lake City School of Clown Education. Waltz finally felt like he fit in. Everyone was equal. After 4 years of intense schooling, Waltz graduated at the top of his class. Waltz found a job after graduation at The Park. After working at The Park for 2 years, Waltz was hospitalized after he slipped on Sean Spicer's puddle of Dip-n-Dots and busted his head. Waltz died a slow and painful death.
Damn dude, Sean Spicer killed the best accordion clown, Waltz the clown.
by Bameron Booley August 26, 2017
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kiss of the clown

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in english we call it red wings, so i asked my south american friends what they call it; and they came back at me with kiss of the clown! I love it and think its a better visual. For those of you that do not know red wings is when you go down on a chick when she has her period.
Dave is excited to go home and get a kiss of the clown
by heinygirl February 20, 2011
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