Rusty Crane

The act of one giving fellatio to a penis covered in a fresh layer of fecal matter. Usually after anal relations.

Listen, I can't come into work tomorrow. My girlfriend's sick from giving me the ol' Rusty Crane.

by M. Johnson Esquire July 8, 2006

crane daddy

a craneyayit who proves himself to be fortwith by doing amazing shit

Senor Ford: Anyone feasting on some Conjuguemos today?
Teo: Im the Crane Daddy

by Craneyayit October 3, 2011

Mississippi Crane

When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.

Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh

by Bryceyburnybaxty June 3, 2021

mexican crane

When you take a girl firmly onto your dick and swing her around your room, hitting walls, and destroying pitchers.

Dude, I totally gave her the Mexican crane last night! I think I broke her nose.

by Daddy Mac swag April 25, 2016

Craning Frasier

When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.

I'm sorry Niles I can't help you, too busy Craning Frasier.

by ClockWorkWarren November 12, 2017

Crane-a-like

Crane-a-like, referring to a generic person who looks like anything and anyone be they human, beast or inanimate object. Gummy smile, long hair and slugish monobrow help.

Hey look at that ring-tailed lemur it's a total crane-a-like.

by Scatologist April 30, 2006

wet-crane

When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.

'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'

'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'

by Stankyjellyboob April 8, 2016