Coffee

My life source

GIVE ME THE DAMN COFFEE OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE

by YourMotherIsDeadInside June 10, 2018

Coffee

There’s something special in the act of drinking a cup of coffee with someone else. It’s beautiful, special, and the best part of the day!

Waking up to a fresh pot of coffee looking into the eyes of the love of my life

by Just the truth! December 8, 2020

Coffee

Something people drink to activate their inner intelligence, also to be harassed about how much cream and sugar they put in it.

"Hey Cam, Want some Coffee with that cream?! HAHAHAHA!!"

by Lee_Harvey_Oswald October 23, 2019

Coffee

invented by johnny suh's dad

johnny: My dad knew I liked beans
So like he was just playing with beans
He dropped it, and then he dropped it on the rock
And then it slid, and then hot water started pouring
And then coffee!

by ghfvtjtjfrnchtukkdhi January 2, 2020

Coffee

The Person on whom one coughs

When Jack sneezed, Paul was the coffee

by whateveryouwanttocallme April 21, 2009

coffee

A satanist potion

mom: i´m gonna get my son some coffee
pope: NO ITS A SATANIST POTION MADE WITH HUMAN FECES
mom: thanks pope for saving me and my son

by Wiisportselisasuperfan March 11, 2021

Coffee

A drink that does wonders for your skin. Mainly used in the morning, but some drink it all day through. Usually a drink found in your every-day cafés.

Can be made into many forms such as:

Americano, A Shot in the Dark, Black coffee, Cafe au Lait, Cafe Breva, Caffe Latte, Cafe Macchiato, Cappuccino, Double, or Double Shot, Dry Cappuccino, Espresso Con Panna, Flavored coffee, Frappe, Greek Coffee, Hammerhead, Iced coffee, Indian (Madras) filter coffee, Instant coffee (or soluble coffee), Irish coffee, Mocha .. etc.

Side Note: Delicious!

One Coffee with extra cream and sugar, please.

by SeanTheGreat June 6, 2009