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Bone in the closet

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Verb:
When a person bangs another person in that same gender, except they are still "in the closet" about it; secretive, in denial out in the open.

Noun: Literally a "Bone in the closet".
V.:
(Names of the following are fictitious and any relation of the two are coincidental)

Steve is attracted to Bret in an intensely sexual way but since he's a self centered douche and cares mostly about his reputation they're going to Bone in the closet.

(N.):

First person: "I opened the door and there was something catching flies in there and it' smells awful. What was it?"

Second person:" . . .@$#*! Yeah, that's just a bone in the closet."
by Anonymous Wolffox November 26, 2009
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outta the closet

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He decided to come outta da closet.
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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Someone "boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses" is blatantly homosexual man or woman who tries to hide their gayness through extreme and sometimes violent homophobia rather than coming out of the closet and accepting their sexuality. Derived from the phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to admitting to the world that you're gay, and to the fact that the rainbow is usually a symbol associated with gayness.
me:"I can't believe Chris! How can he call me a faggot and then threaten to rape me? Isn't that like, the most homosexual threat you can make?"
Seamus:"Dude, chill, he's just boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses. He's more of a fag then you'll ever be."

(editors note:this is based on a real conversation that occured a few times)
by Vhurka March 22, 2010
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carnival in the closet

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when a girl and boy go into a small closet and the girl gives the guy a hand job, blow job or fingers the girls.
( carnival in the closet is for example girl gives guy blow job in closet and then puts her head down and gets cum in her hair by accident)
by Christopher gaytano August 19, 2008
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Emperor Of The Closet

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Raging rainbow that denies they hate homos.
Luke was full of himself, but all in all, he was another Emperor Of The Closet.
by Sweet Daddy April 25, 2006
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skeleton in the closet

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Hanna's not just got skeletons in the closet, she IS a skeleton in the closet!
by Tom Long December 19, 2007
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Out of the closet

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It can describe something that is out of the closet, but it can also be people who are telling people that they are _____, after they were hiding it for a while.
That object is out of the closet!

Mark: Did you hear John came out of the closet as a homosexual?
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