Broncos Country

The act of riding the tiny dick of russel wilson. believing your going to the superbowl because of him. but then end up going 5-12

Broncos country... lets ride to 5-12

by broncosrider November 1, 2023

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Beating A Bronco

A euphemism for male masterbation, similar to: beating your meat , choking the chicken, spanking your monkey

"Yo, where's Tyrone at?"
"He's in the bathroom beating a bronco before the lacrosse game. Helps him focus."

by MapleSizzurp August 4, 2017

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1. The loud noise that is made when you open 24 oz. size Monster Energy Drinks by twisting them with the plastic seal still on. It sounds like a fucking gun went off.

2. The actual act of opening said beverage. However, you have only "busted the bronco" when the aforementioned noise is made.

This is homeless-speak that is relatively common to lowlifes and homeless people in the Southeastern Michigan area.

"Hey, shitfucker! You wanna bust a bronco with me? I'm so tired."

"Me too, Dave. Your cock sure did wear me out last night..."

by Elijah Rothschild, Esq. May 20, 2013

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Dirty bronco

When you’re fucking a cow and they shit on your truck

Guy 1
Dude I have a dirty bronco it sucks
Guy 2

Stop fucking cows

by WMMBJORYJRNNEB August 2, 2020

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bronco browsing

Where you jump around from site to site on Wikipedia between completely different topics

So this other day, I was bronco browsing and came across Esperanto.

by idiot300 August 25, 2022

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driving the Bronco

An accomplice or accessory to an act.

A reference to A.C. Cowlings driving O.J. Simpson on a nationally televised slow-speed freeway chase after the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

"Did you get your little brother drunk at that underage party?"

"Naw, but I guess I was driving the Bronco since I told him about it."

by Hugh Johnson September 6, 2005

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