Bale Face

When you here a good tune on the radioand you make a face like Gareth Bale.

Did you hear that tune dropped on Houseology last night. Gave me a proper Bale Face

by Atomicflange February 28, 2017

andrew bales

A good young man who shall someday be a decent camper if he listens to a certain complete idiot

Saw thru that log like an Andrew Bales

by Tier roasters roaster October 19, 2020

andrew bales

A good kid with smart thumbs, we hope may some day be a man if he becomes decent at camping

Saw thru that log like an Andrew Bales

by Tier roasters roaster October 19, 2020

released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

by QuacksO April 4, 2022

Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)

That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died

by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023

Bale of Hay

A man, usually Latino, that smashes White skinny women vagina (yea us Latino's are taking your pussycats away, which is why you all hate us so much) so violently that it makes their pussy lips look like bale of hay afterwards.

Man, the brother left her vagina looking like a bale of hay!

by Tortilla maker June 3, 2018

BALE

Bale cool and funnylove Ella so much
And love to play football so much

Bale have time for everything he do

by By Ella 5/42019 February 6, 2020