the apple guy

the guy that your roommate is sleeping with who always walks around the apartment naked touching all of the apples.

OMFG the apple guy was at my apt. again this morning...

by hobbit125 July 22, 2008

Hiking the Appalachian

Code for having an affair.

In the case of a Republican, more often than not it'll be a same-sex affair.

I hold a high-stress political job and my wife refuses to give head. I guess I'll have to go hiking the Appalachian when the current legislative session is over.

by Dr. Zoid Johnberg June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachians

Code for cheating on your spouse, significant other.

"If anyone needs me, I'll be hiking the Appalachians." -Gov. Mark Sanford

Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.

by Bert-Bert June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.

I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.

by Abolish the Fed June 24, 2009

kick the apple

1. to retire, particularly from teaching
(short for "kick the apple off the desk")

Mr. Johns kicked the apple last year.
Mrs. Fitzsimmons is kicking the apple.
We're throwing Ned an apple kicking party.

by Charles Hulin January 18, 2004

Climbing the apple tree

like "climbing the mango tree" but for women; masterbation for women

girl 1: "i squirted after climbing the apple tree last night"

girl 2: "OMG howd u climb?

by abcd i did ur mommy September 22, 2010

but my vision ends with the apple in the tree

This is a verse of a song named "Your love"
Adam and Eve were living their perfect life in Gods perfect Garden. UNTIL...
Eve had to go and take this forbidden fruit from a tree God said to not eat from. As we all know, the fruit is normally referred to as an apple. After this, Eve and Adam got separated.
I think Nicki said that everything was perfect till she s***wed everything up.

Now, this probably means "My dream/wish/vision was that we were still together. (after all)

X:-but my vision ends with the apple in the tree
A-No, I won't forgive you

by The Verse Queen February 17, 2021