by bleh January 21, 2005
The second largest state in the U.S., largest in the lower 48 states. Often sited as being the state where everything is bigger and better, this is true especially considering the egos of its people. Often like to claim they are the stronghold of the U.S. even though the state was not one of the original 13 colonies. Texas "thinks" they are better than all the other states even though their state capital is named after a Virginia boy :-).
Texan: hey loser...fuck you...I'm from Texas where everything is bigger
Random stranger on the street: Oh? thats nice...I can tell from your arrogance
Texan: Hey? fuck you...where are you from?
Random stranger on the street: Virginia
Texan: Virginia??..haha...thats a loser weak state..."virginia is for losers" ahh haaa haaa
Virginian: yea..funny story...that state capital of Texas is named after a Virginia boy...stephen AUSTIN..oh and by the way we have the "biggest" military base in the WORLD
Texan: yea...well..well...we've got Houston
Virginian: you texas fucktards sure are smart...Houston was named after a Virginia boy too...sam houston
Texan: umm...thats not fair...i'm supposed to be cocky
Virginian: ahh haa haaa...well at least now you know your place..so don't fuck with us quiet confident Virginians...I'll stop embarrassing you now
Random stranger on the street: Oh? thats nice...I can tell from your arrogance
Texan: Hey? fuck you...where are you from?
Random stranger on the street: Virginia
Texan: Virginia??..haha...thats a loser weak state..."virginia is for losers" ahh haaa haaa
Virginian: yea..funny story...that state capital of Texas is named after a Virginia boy...stephen AUSTIN..oh and by the way we have the "biggest" military base in the WORLD
Texan: yea...well..well...we've got Houston
Virginian: you texas fucktards sure are smart...Houston was named after a Virginia boy too...sam houston
Texan: umm...thats not fair...i'm supposed to be cocky
Virginian: ahh haa haaa...well at least now you know your place..so don't fuck with us quiet confident Virginians...I'll stop embarrassing you now
by urbandictionary smacked January 31, 2007
A shit smelling state! Yes they all do dress like cowboys they even were cowboy hats in the gay distict, which means everywhere in Texas. I mean it, I went to Texas by train to visit a museum and you could label them out by the cowboy boots and hick accent.
Fun fact why Oklahoma is better: Chuck Norris is from Oklahoma dumb fuck!
P.S. If You say something bad about Oklahoma Chuck Norris will kick your ass.
Fun fact why Oklahoma is better: Chuck Norris is from Oklahoma dumb fuck!
P.S. If You say something bad about Oklahoma Chuck Norris will kick your ass.
Joe: *Gets off the train with Bob in Texas* Hey Bob how can I label out a Texan here?
Bob: Be careful. But you can label them out by the cowboy boots, smell of shit, and hick accent.
"Fuck you texas!"
From: Oklahoma
Bob: Be careful. But you can label them out by the cowboy boots, smell of shit, and hick accent.
"Fuck you texas!"
From: Oklahoma
by ChuckNorrisdescendants November 11, 2009
1. Place of extreme weather. If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait five minutes, it'll change!!
2. The Lonestar State.
3. The State that still believes that criminals should be punished.
4. The only state in the union that can fly its flag at the same height as the American Flag.
5. The only reason Texas doesn't fall into The Gulf of Mexico... is because Oklahoma sucks!!
6. The best damn state in the country! That's all you need to know. Texas is better than your state.
7. TEXAS - THE HOME OF Dr. Pepper, Bluebell Icecream, NASA Space Center, Audie Murphy the most decorated Soldier of WWII, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Eva Longoria, The Wataburger, and Southern Hospitality
8. Yeah so "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!!!!"
2. The Lonestar State.
3. The State that still believes that criminals should be punished.
4. The only state in the union that can fly its flag at the same height as the American Flag.
5. The only reason Texas doesn't fall into The Gulf of Mexico... is because Oklahoma sucks!!
6. The best damn state in the country! That's all you need to know. Texas is better than your state.
7. TEXAS - THE HOME OF Dr. Pepper, Bluebell Icecream, NASA Space Center, Audie Murphy the most decorated Soldier of WWII, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Eva Longoria, The Wataburger, and Southern Hospitality
8. Yeah so "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!!!!"
by Lealoni August 16, 2008
A freaky ass state in the USA consisiting of corrupt "sherriffs" (weird versions of cops), who go around beating people up and pulling out a gun whenever they feel like it. Make sure you don't jay walk in Texas or you may get the left side of your head blown off. Speaking of guns..everyone owns a gun in Texas.
SherriffTex1:"howdy!why i feel rather inclined to shoot that damn naggit trouble makers eyes out of his sockets!"
SherriffTex2:"well he's asking for it...who does he think he is to be walking across that road when the little man is flashing red? Why paint my tooth white and call it brushed!!! "
SherriffTex2:"well he's asking for it...who does he think he is to be walking across that road when the little man is flashing red? Why paint my tooth white and call it brushed!!! "
by lamchop September 11, 2004
The biggest eyesore of the US. Just because of the fact it is the largest state in the continental US, Texans believe they are better than other Americans, somehow. Most(not all) of them have at some point worked on a farm, gotten drunk and gone hunting, dragged a black person behind their truck, and skipped work to watch a football game on TV.
The saying goes "Texas could live without the US, but the US couldn't live without Texas."
Well in reality, its more like "Texas could live without the US, but the US wouldn't care anyways."
The saying goes "Texas could live without the US, but the US couldn't live without Texas."
Well in reality, its more like "Texas could live without the US, but the US wouldn't care anyways."
guy1: dont mess with texas, we're bad ass.
guy2: didn't some guy burn an american flag on the steps of the capital once?
guy1: well...yes, but thats his freedom of speech.
guy2: so I couldnt, per say, go to the capital of Idaho and burn a flag?
guy1: fuck you, texas has a bigger penis than your state. now I have to go kill a black guy.
guy2: didn't some guy burn an american flag on the steps of the capital once?
guy1: well...yes, but thats his freedom of speech.
guy2: so I couldnt, per say, go to the capital of Idaho and burn a flag?
guy1: fuck you, texas has a bigger penis than your state. now I have to go kill a black guy.
by speedy07 December 25, 2006
1.The only place on Earth to have caught mass penis envy on such a large scale, as exemplefied by the pathetic interjection "everything is bigger in texas!" and their large, terrorism supporting trucks.
2.Texans are the only people on Earth that feel the need to announce to every new acquaintance "I BE FROM TEXAS." They say this with a level of pride, but in actuality it brings scorn and disdainful laughter from those who reside in civilized society.
3.Texas gave America George W. Bush... enough said?
4.Texas fought to keep the institution of slavery intact during the Civil War.
5.Indeed, the only worthwhile contributions from Texas are sizzurp and ZZ Top. And although the above consists mostly of sweeping generalizations and stereotypes, Texas is a shitty state.
2.Texans are the only people on Earth that feel the need to announce to every new acquaintance "I BE FROM TEXAS." They say this with a level of pride, but in actuality it brings scorn and disdainful laughter from those who reside in civilized society.
3.Texas gave America George W. Bush... enough said?
4.Texas fought to keep the institution of slavery intact during the Civil War.
5.Indeed, the only worthwhile contributions from Texas are sizzurp and ZZ Top. And although the above consists mostly of sweeping generalizations and stereotypes, Texas is a shitty state.
1. "Everythang be bigger here in Texas exceptin' for my penis."
2. "Yee-haw! I is from Texas!
3. "Ok all except the most redneck of Texans is ashamed of Bush.."
4. "Slavery weren't no bad!"
5. "ZZ Top doesn't makes up for it, you slack jawed yokels"
2. "Yee-haw! I is from Texas!
3. "Ok all except the most redneck of Texans is ashamed of Bush.."
4. "Slavery weren't no bad!"
5. "ZZ Top doesn't makes up for it, you slack jawed yokels"
by 50States January 19, 2007