1 definition by 50States
1.The only place on Earth to have caught mass penis envy on such a large scale, as exemplefied by the pathetic interjection "everything is bigger in texas!" and their large, terrorism supporting trucks.
2.Texans are the only people on Earth that feel the need to announce to every new acquaintance "I BE FROM TEXAS." They say this with a level of pride, but in actuality it brings scorn and disdainful laughter from those who reside in civilized society.
3.Texas gave America George W. Bush... enough said?
4.Texas fought to keep the institution of slavery intact during the Civil War.
5.Indeed, the only worthwhile contributions from Texas are sizzurp and ZZ Top. And although the above consists mostly of sweeping generalizations and stereotypes, Texas is a shitty state.
2.Texans are the only people on Earth that feel the need to announce to every new acquaintance "I BE FROM TEXAS." They say this with a level of pride, but in actuality it brings scorn and disdainful laughter from those who reside in civilized society.
3.Texas gave America George W. Bush... enough said?
4.Texas fought to keep the institution of slavery intact during the Civil War.
5.Indeed, the only worthwhile contributions from Texas are sizzurp and ZZ Top. And although the above consists mostly of sweeping generalizations and stereotypes, Texas is a shitty state.
1. "Everythang be bigger here in Texas exceptin' for my penis."
2. "Yee-haw! I is from Texas!
3. "Ok all except the most redneck of Texans is ashamed of Bush.."
4. "Slavery weren't no bad!"
5. "ZZ Top doesn't makes up for it, you slack jawed yokels"
2. "Yee-haw! I is from Texas!
3. "Ok all except the most redneck of Texans is ashamed of Bush.."
4. "Slavery weren't no bad!"
5. "ZZ Top doesn't makes up for it, you slack jawed yokels"
by 50States January 19, 2007