Testy Pussies

1. An impatient, and somewhat bad tempered group of weak or cowardly boys or men.

2. An easily irritated group of cats.

1. When we scored that game winning goal, the other team bemoaned and turned into a bunch of Testy Pussies. Hey Testy Pussies - fuck you!

2. When sprayed with water, the feral cats became a clutter of Testy Pussies.

by Laser the Bearer of Truth June 7, 2024

Testy

A male who has grown irritable because his balls are full.

Sorry if i’m a bit testy, i’m sitting on my balls.

by Mory Riller September 26, 2019

Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.

i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe

by rieyin July 8, 2011

festie testie encounter

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.

I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.

by ClawGee April 11, 2014

Testi Tussle

The Testi Tussle is an act where 2 men strip down completely naked and wrap their legs around each other. They will place duct tape connecting each other's balls and back away in a tug-of-war type matchup, until one wins and rips the other's ball hair and skin off.

"Me and John had a Testi Tussle last night! He won and I ended up in the ER..."

by SMAMSMUNG January 8, 2024

Testy

Testy is mostly recognised as a pedophile someone who has sexual feels for younger humans

some testy tried to take my daughter today

by Ted_Hammond August 26, 2018

Testies

when kicked in the testicles, you can shorten it where, "She kicked me in the testies and it hurt!"

Last night she had squeezed my testies.

by plz eat me January 31, 2020