Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.

i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe

by rieyin July 8, 2011

Testy

A male who has grown irritable because his balls are full.

Sorry if i’m a bit testy, i’m sitting on my balls.

by Mory Riller September 26, 2019

TESTI-FACTS

HAVING A TESTIMONY WITH FACTS TO PROVE

TATIANA HAS TESTI-FACTS THAT LAVINIA IS A EXCELLENT COOK

by The swirl November 8, 2022

Testy Pussies

1. An impatient, and somewhat bad tempered group of weak or cowardly boys or men.

2. An easily irritated group of cats.

1. When we scored that game winning goal, the other team bemoaned and turned into a bunch of Testy Pussies. Hey Testy Pussies - fuck you!

2. When sprayed with water, the feral cats became a clutter of Testy Pussies.

by Laser the Bearer of Truth June 7, 2024

ugandan testie twitcher

a sport played in south sudan involving 2 balls, its basically soccer but instead your team has a ball that you need to kick in the opponents goal while defending your goal from the enemy's ball

#newsport #edging #ugandan testie twitcher

by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025

Testi Tussle

The Testi Tussle is an act where 2 men strip down completely naked and wrap their legs around each other. They will place duct tape connecting each other's balls and back away in a tug-of-war type matchup, until one wins and rips the other's ball hair and skin off.

"Me and John had a Testi Tussle last night! He won and I ended up in the ER..."

by SMAMSMUNG January 8, 2024

Testi

A person who thinks that they are very good with women, have tons of friends, or has and makes tons of money, when the reality is in fact the opposite.

John Sarah is not even into you! No one is into you... Ya Fuckin Testi...

by Elon Stonks June 9, 2021