Techies Law is a definition coined by Strictly-Software.com to describe a Murphies Law type scenario related to software development.
The law states that:
If you have spent considerable time trying to resolve a bug in your code, a technical problem or any other such computer related issue and you finally resort to asking for help from a colleague or support team member. You can be rest assured that when you go to show that person the problem in action it has miraculously resolved itself all by itself OR you will immediately spot the cause of the problem.
You are then derided for either being a numpty and / or wasting their precious time for no reason.
The law states that:
If you have spent considerable time trying to resolve a bug in your code, a technical problem or any other such computer related issue and you finally resort to asking for help from a colleague or support team member. You can be rest assured that when you go to show that person the problem in action it has miraculously resolved itself all by itself OR you will immediately spot the cause of the problem.
You are then derided for either being a numpty and / or wasting their precious time for no reason.
I just experienced Techies Law in action. After spending hours trying to debug some code I reluctantly called our lead developer over to help me but as soon as he arrived at my desk I immediately realised what the bug was. He called me a numpty.
I am going to utilise Techies Law by spending a third of the time I usually spend bug fixing before asking for help.
I am going to pray to the God of Geekdom that Techies Law will enact itself and fix my network connection for me by calling someone else over to have a look at the problem.
I am going to utilise Techies Law by spending a third of the time I usually spend bug fixing before asking for help.
I am going to pray to the God of Geekdom that Techies Law will enact itself and fix my network connection for me by calling someone else over to have a look at the problem.
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Examples of "finishers" a girl may use on you right before you cum
- Biting her lip, smiling, and staring into your eyes
- Leaning towards you until she's right in front of your face
- Grabbing you by the wrists and pinning your arms over your head
- Squeezing your erection as hard as possible with her vaginal muscles
- Leaning over you, grabbing the headboard, and riding you even harder
- Rubbing / stroking your chest, legs, neck, abs, arms, back, shoulders etc.
- Slowly sliding her hands / nails along your chest and abdomen
- Raising her arms over her head and riding you hands-free
- Wrapping her arms / legs around you and squeezing you
- Putting her finger to your lips and saying “Sssshhhh!”
- Squirting all over you as she herself reaches orgasm
- Taking your face into her hands and kissing you deeply
- Hovering / shaking her breasts / ass above your face
- Grinning and starting at you with crazy, sexy eyes
- Swinging her head so that her hair whips around
- Sternly staring at you without saying anything
- Leaning down and kissing you passionately
- Dangling her hair above your face
- Grabbing you by the neck / throat / hair
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- Covering your mouth with her hand
- Whipping you with a riding crop
- Thrusting / riding even harder
- Fondling / stroking your balls
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- Staring at you with “bedroom eyes”
- Tickling you unexpectedly
- Moaning louder and harder
- Digging her nails into you
- Laughing / giggling
- Caressing you
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- Whispering something sexy in your ear
- Saying something in a foreign language
- Covering your mouth with her hand
- Whipping you with a riding crop
- Thrusting / riding even harder
- Fondling / stroking your balls
- Increasing her pace / speed / friction
- Repeatedly shouting your name
- Staring at you with “bedroom eyes”
- Tickling you unexpectedly
- Moaning louder and harder
- Digging her nails into you
- Laughing / giggling
- Caressing you
Finisher (Technique)
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