Pin the tail on his ass

A horrible and undefinable jail metaphor with a negative inflection. Most likely insuring a murder or rape, or the legendary MurderRape.

YO! I'm sick of this ni**a man! KEV! Pin the tail on his ass!

by JayHairston October 5, 2011

coon tail

A section of someone's hair that is horizontally striped any two different colours. Much like that of a raccoon's tail.

"Did you see Leigh's got a coon tail? I think it looks pretty ace, not everyone could pull off hair like that."

by Lee Alexandra October 3, 2007

tailgazing

Checking out a chicks ass, specifically while on an escalator or similar situation (so you are 'following' it). Also, can include the act of positioning yourself just behind a chick on the escalator (following close).

Johnny was tailgazing all the way up the escalator at Wheaton, did you see the chick standing in front of him?

by Lacoste - DC Metro Tailgazer April 23, 2009

Tailcocking

It's a new DJ term of trainspotting.

He was tailcocking the DJ all night.

by tailcocker #2 September 27, 2009

tailgate warranty

When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.

Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later .

Buyer: does it have warranty?

Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.

Buyer: wtf?

Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!

by PappaChino July 13, 2017

Tail Stroker

Perverted old men that sit around and stroke the tails of their 2 pound white dogs while they sit on their laps.

Did you see that friggin tail stroker Mark sitting in his chair stroking Lucie's tail during the Patriots-Jets game? WTF - can't he do that when we're not around?

by Hempy da stroker March 23, 2019

Tail boner

When a characters tail from a video game/ anime Rises Up Like a normal boner

Hot guy or girl Hey! You look cute ;)

CatGirl * blushes * Th..ank you * gets tail boner *

Hot guy or girl : Did you just get a Tail boner?

Catgirl: NO BAKA!

by Anime gaming Japanese January 27, 2020