tanking

comes from mmorpgs, where you would have a healer in your party and a person with high defense. (i.e. meat sack-o-shield warriors). the warrior rush an opponent and the monk would do their best to keep the warrior alive with healing and stat bonuses. then, the other members could
a)fight and hit hard
b)run away like scared little girls

so, in essence, it is a big distraction to open opportunites for attack or to run away, like a sacrifice but to keepp it alive.

Chaos Deity had the best plan to win by tanking the enemy patrol and having his team run away.

by Chaos Deity October 6, 2005

fish tanking

When two people are making out intensely enough and for such a duration that they make a considerable amount of noise.

This often irritates the unlucky individuals around them, who must either tolerate the noise or awkwardly tell them to "shut the fuck up".

Girl: "Hey, I totally know about how you you two were hooking up in the closet last weekend."

Guy: "How'd you find out?"

Girl: "Because you two were totally fish tanking!"

by MasterFishTanker February 20, 2011

Tom Tanking

Tom Tanking, another word for wanking/masturbation.

John: Jack stop tom tanking!
Jack: No leave me alone!

by J1000 April 25, 2011

Nemo Tanking

Replacing the tip of the penis with the head of a clown fish and ejaculating through the mouth

Where's Joe?
He's in his room, his clown fish died so he's just doing some Nemo tanking.

by BigD ken July 18, 2014

Tanking for Oden

To slowly stop and shut down any action, task, or goal that you and or a group may be performing.

1. 2006-2007 Boston Celtics

2. Jeff: Bill's been slacking off a lot at work lately.

Fernando: He must be tanking for oden.

by Jake Baroni March 21, 2008

top tanking

The act of taking a serious shitsickle in the top tank of a toilet.

dude that chicks party was so lame top tanking her toilet was the only way to add a little atmosphere...she'll never forget that night once she discovers where that stench is coming from...don't go back for a few days !!!

by last star fighter August 31, 2007

e-taining

When an electronic device is entertaining.

Mike's phone is e-taining him

by peckinin April 8, 2016