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Tankie Punk

A “punk” who may or may not go to shows, but doesn’t listen to the libertarian or anarchic messages of the bands they listen to. They believe the bands they listen to adhere somehow to their authoritarian hateful ideologies, but they are sorely mistaken. Usually you can catch them wearing ushankas with the Soviet star pinned on them, dirty tank tops, and camo military pants similar to Nazi Punk attire. They also have greasy long undyed hair, lots of zits on their faces, and are usually 13 years old or 18+ but with suspicious attractions to minors…
Scam: “Yo bro who was that kid trying to sing that stupid ass Russian anthem song in the mosh pit??”

Twister: “I dunno man, prolly jus some lame ass tankie punk.”

Scam: “Wow! What a fucking poser! Does he not know that Nazi Punks Fuck Off includes Red Fash???”
by lmaomeanlickmyassout July 29, 2022
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Tanky-wanky

FUCK ME TANKY-WANKY UWU
by amrpowershot January 8, 2021
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Tankie

A term for over-obsessed Thomas and Friends fans that don't even exist. Twitter users like to use this term for Rule 34.
Hey! You like Thomas? My man, you're a Tankie! Awesome!

...what???
by phonefucker97 December 13, 2022
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Tanky boo boo

The cutest little puppy in the whole world. He's a snugly love bug who just wants to be with you. He misses you when you are gone and smothers everyone with his wet kisses. His white fur never stays clean because this little puppy just wants to explore. He is the best dog in existence
by 80'sbluebird_hisugar November 13, 2021
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tankie

A caricature of a communist. A stereotype used in right-wing soyjak memes. They uncritically support everything socialist countries did, hate America to a point they would side with those they normally wouldn't, like Russia or Iran.
the label "tankie" is used as an insult. it effectively replaced "commie" since communists actually identify as communists and wouldn't take offense being called commies.
nowadays tankie has become an umbrella term the right uses for "everyone i don't like" on par with "sjw" or "woke". sometimes even non-communist leftists get called tankies or rightists who oppose american imperialism
Person 1: "Communism no food haha"
Person 2: "CIA themselves said people in USSR ate better than USA"
Person 1: "SHUT UP TANKIE"
by fatherless 124 December 7, 2023
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