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tabascing

A violent sexual act involving the sodomy of ones rectum with a bottle of extra hot tobasco sauce covered in mayonaise and a hammer.
What you will read below is a violent personal account of tabascing, a rare yet unbelievable sexual attack called tabascing. Tabascing involves a bottle of tabasco, mayonaise, and a hammer.
This one time i shoved this bottle of tabasco sauce covered in mayonaise up my red head male friends ass and then i shattered the bottle with a hammer and the glass shards masacred his anal tissue and the hot sauce seeped into the cuts creating a painful yet erotic sensation. After words his hip popped out of place and he asked if what just happened had a name and i told him i call it tabascing.
by Chris "Grimace" Selker December 13, 2006
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Tabata

Any exercise can be incorporated into the Tabata training. However the basic outline of the Tabata training method is as follows:
• 4 minutes long (whole Tabata Session)
• 20 seconds of intense training
• 10 seconds of rest
• Total of 8 sessions or rounds

- Designed by Izumi Tabata after he conducted scientific tests to determine which was more effective: straight high intensity workouts, or high intensity interval workouts.
Today's CrossFit WOD is a Tabata ... ouch!
by wolfwoman1st August 5, 2012
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tabacca hoe

A hard up bitch who will suck dick for cigarettes.
Hey bro tell that tabacca hoe jane that i bought a pack of cigarettes today.
by Cheri cox December 21, 2017
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Tabachneck

To act in a way of harsh reality with action. The action is so swift, radically transparent and truthful that integrity and principle outweigh the priority of keeping a job. Euphemistically speaking, the act resembles the scene of an endless LP record while enjoying hops and barley with conjectured epiphanies that amaze the mind.
To Pull a Tabachneck is to solve an individual problem at work with resignation while understanding that one person can solve the world’s problems while creating an abstract image in one’s mind of what they always wanted to say to their manager, but were too chicken to MTFU and just do it!
by Hazmat70 May 27, 2021
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crappy tabacky

The act of applying chewing tobacco to your genitalia while participating in anal sex.
Yo that girls butt was so dry, so I took out of dip, slapped in on my dick and gave her a Crappy Tabacky .
by SkoalButt April 23, 2018
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Tanac

birth mark on Jack Blacks ass in "Tenacious D Pick of Destiny" connects with birthmark on Kyle Gass's ass to form band name " Tenacious D"
'What was the birthmark on Jack Blacks ass called in Tanacious D"
"Tanac"
by jacurlyfries December 10, 2009
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Talace

A description of some one cool.

An extremely cool person
That person is soo Talace....

Talace is the coolest person i know!
by KingDomjackson June 3, 2010
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