twat

1. A deregotary term
2. To hit someone
3. A vagina

1. I'm a right twat, me.
2. Twat the cunt!
3. Her twat is too hairy for my liking

by dave1705 January 6, 2007

twat

1. A person that is a dumbass and does not have common sense.
2.Or a person that doesn't pay attention to the things and people around them.

She's such a twat, what is she doing!

by Pop Art! January 6, 2007

Twat

Nice pussy.

In class the new girl was wearing a skirt and her tight Twat was nice as fuck

by Jjm407 January 7, 2009

twat

Depends on context. Either, admiration of an attractive woman or denigration of an unfavoured female...or an honest description of a romantic encounter. Finally, Victoria Adams' husband.

1. Oooh, that's tasty looking twat.
2. I wouldn't touch her twat with yours!
3. Yeah,I butchered her twat last night.
4. Beckham? Talentless, overrated twat!!

by notapaki January 6, 2007

twat

A) womens genitalia
B) An Inept person
C) To Punch or kick someone hard

A) I stuck my fat cock in her tight 'twat'
B) Look at that dodgy bastard, he looks a right 'twat'
C) If you dont back off i'll 'twat' you

by tango169 November 15, 2007

twat

A slang term for a woman's genetalia.
Apparently this is being confused with twit, which is a pregnant fish.

She has a shaved twat. (Sorry that's as clean as I could make it)

by Mike@STL January 6, 2007

Twats

People who use twitter

Those girls use twitter? What twats...

by PixelatedStars May 22, 2009