by Mike Kambic December 04, 2005
A woman's vagina that is rancid, fowl-smelling and unpleasant in appearance due to being unkempt, unwashed, or diseased.
A vagina that is so disgusting that it is unpleasant to all sensory perception, making sexual desire impossible.
Never to be confused with a "muff tuft."
A vagina that is so disgusting that it is unpleasant to all sensory perception, making sexual desire impossible.
Never to be confused with a "muff tuft."
"I was all ready to get down with her and do my business, but once I got her panties off I immediately realized she had a tuff muff. It was horrible! It was all I could do just get out of there!"
"Good thing you weren't on home court!"
"No doubt!! I wouldn't have fucked her with a rented dick! There may have been some dingleberries involved, too! I'm not sure. She was a total freck south of the border."
"Too bad. So did you just go home and wank, or what?"
"Oh, the night wasn't a total loss. After she zipped up she offered to make it up to me by tossing my salad."
"Sweet!!"
"Good thing you weren't on home court!"
"No doubt!! I wouldn't have fucked her with a rented dick! There may have been some dingleberries involved, too! I'm not sure. She was a total freck south of the border."
"Too bad. So did you just go home and wank, or what?"
"Oh, the night wasn't a total loss. After she zipped up she offered to make it up to me by tossing my salad."
"Sweet!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 02, 2010
by Drewman August 03, 2006
Tuff Muff: Any female known to be aggressive, butch, or just plain jacked.
Regularily enforces and demonstrates her aggression and strength to beat the shit out of others.
Regularily enforces and demonstrates her aggression and strength to beat the shit out of others.
by PseudonymedPl0x February 01, 2011
by Begal Theft April 05, 2019
by NcLoven May 10, 2009
A new thing that was started instead of 'Toronto Hardcore' by some boys.
They like to wear white shirts and scream EDGE at people.
They like to wear white shirts and scream EDGE at people.
by Non_tuff_non_edge April 26, 2007