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Tsunami Shaming

When someone is tsunami shamed, their problems, big or small, are shot down immediately on the premise of ''At least you haven't suffered a tsunami''. It's hard to tell whether this is supposed to be comforting or or whether the person is playing the douche on purpose.
Two examples of tsunami shaming:

John: Hey Bob, what's up?

Bob: It's been a rough week. My dog got hit by a car, one of my parents lost their job, and I got a cold just in time for the finals.

John: Yeah, well, at least your house isn't three miles from where it used to be. Toughen up.

Linda: I heard you were moving to an apartment, Jane.

Jane: Yeah, my family's house is getting foreclosed on, we have to be out within a month. The only place I can afford is really small and seedy. I feel more sorry for my kids than myself.

Linda: Stop bitching, a least they'll have a roof over their heads, UNLIKE THE TSUNAMI VICTIMS!!!
by Xaya April 9, 2011
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tsunami bomb

Awesome punk band from Petaluma, CA. Agent M, the lead singer is amazing for a punk band. They broke up in 2005.
Dude, are you going to see Tsunami Bomb at the Phoenix?
by rHoOo January 18, 2009
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Tsunami Hug

A tsunami hug involves approaching a person with arms vertical in the air and embracing them in an enveloping, wave-like manner.
"I totally just tsunami hugged you Mark!"
"But Bethany, you're so short every hug for you is a high-reaching tsunami hug"
by tsunamihugger May 7, 2010
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Tsunami Afrodight

A tribe of Native Americans that reside in the hill regions of the "Oh-jai" valley in California. They have a long history of drug abuse and violence. They have a tradition of dropping or placing their feces on rocks. This tradition continues today, even as the tribe slowly dies out. Interest in the tribe has risen since Man Vs. Wild season 3 started and their turd-rocks were featured on the first episode. They are closely associated with the Tierra Rojada Conquiste plant and are under the influence of it at all times. They are known to have red ants in their feces.
Did you see the crap on that rock? I think the Tsunami Afrodight tribe did it.
Yeah I did, that sh*t was intense!
by conquiste69 May 14, 2011
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Tsunami and bomb

When you are doing something that no one else is doing and find it interesting
Are they rolling down the hill?
Yeah, they're just tsunami and bomb..
by Daredevilamelia March 11, 2018
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Tsunami Walk

A type of walk created by Shamcey Supsup's Miss Universe try. Epitomizes tsunami, which swept anybody or anything.
She tried the Tsunami Walk on San Juan. She got caught by the waves.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 18, 2018
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tsunami poonani

this is when a man comes in to contact with a treasure trove of beav that must be plowed. one may ride the tsunami poonani by obtaining a large fanbase of which groupies will spawn out of, however, this usually requires good looks and youth for smaller fanbases, the older and uglier you are, the more famous and powerful you need to be.

if one does not have groupies, a man may still ride the tsunami poonani by paying, starting with all the local escorts and sugar babies and if said man originates from the first world, he may further ride the tsunami poonani in the endless sea of multicultural beav and eventually settle down with a nice mail order trophy wife 1/3 his age when he is old and the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
d-list celebrity bro: dude i just posted a selfie of my 8 pack abs while on the set of the bachelorette and now i got the tsunami poonani knockin on my door i got hella groupies tryna slide in to my DMs bro

american sex tourist in germany: damn that FKK club is a real tsunami poonani i just plowed 5 beavs in 2 hours for 300 euros and it came with dinner too. germans are so efficient!!!!

divorced 60+ loser: my wife took everything 30 years ago and i've been living in a studio apartment since then, i hadn't had sex since 1987, but then i went to the philippines, rode the tsunami poonani, and brought back a wife in exchange for only 25 chickens!
by steg0saur January 14, 2021
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