tps

Tight pants-meaning you have to shave your legs to get them on.Mainly used in snowboarding and skateboarding.

"Man that store was tp-tastic!" or "IM GETTIN TPS!"

by Beastarini March 28, 2008

TPS

An acronym meaning quite literally "Tiny Penis Syndrome" in which case the penis must be at length of 3 inches or less.

"Jim flashed me last night and he had a serious case of TPS, it was terrible..."

by A7XRockkr December 29, 2007

tp

means tiny penis (usually less than 4 inches), also refers to any one who goes to the high school Torrey Pines

Chick 1: Im gonna go ask Frank out.
Chick 2: Nah u shouldnt, I heard he has a TP.

by B--rice May 4, 2008

TPS

A corrupt to the bone tax payer raping organized crime group called Toronto Police Service. ( formerly Metropolitan Toronto Police )

Nine TPS drug squad members were arrested for beating and ripping off drug dealers, but naturally they were acquitted.

by growgod October 21, 2011

tp

triple penetration (1 in the pink, 2 in the stink)

"oh yeah baby put a dick in my pussy and 2 dicks in my ass!"

by Dave May 13, 2005

TPS

TPS- stand for Tiny Penis Syndrome.
Usually contracted from extended exposure to cold water.

"Shit bro, all that swimming gave me TPS!"

by Viral soldier September 13, 2009

TPS

"Total piece of shit"

Your car is a TPS.

by JuanDeez November 8, 2003