touched

To lose horribily or get raped in halo

Dude we just touched those kids bro

by karkis March 14, 2009

Touche'

right back at you, up yours

joe-"that girl is way out of your league"
girl-"you want to hook up?"
joe-"touche'"

by Keystone Kid April 30, 2006

Touche

Fuck the French the Goddamn French Frog Eatin Bastards

-AH! Jacques, como talle veu?
-FACK YEU Sven!
-Touche, Jacques!

by LOLZfukinLOLZ July 24, 2008

Touch

The universailly known hand gesture for scallies. It involves the outstretching of the arm in the form of a fist and tapping somebody else on their fist as they do this also. If received back it is used as a gesture of respect or as a greeting or a way of saying goodbye. Sometimes if the other person is a dick then you can smash their fist as hard as you can with yours, ensuring they won't try and give you the touch again in the near future.

"Safe man....Touch?"
*outsretches fist*
"Ahhh fuck! That fuckin hurts!"

by GF October 9, 2006

touche

to win a battle, or agree with someone, someone would say this from the time knights were around the round tables

knight 1: I challenge you to a duel!!!
knight 2: TOUCHE!!!!

by Rhiannon mother fucking turney January 14, 2008

Touche

Expression used to convey an agreement or understanding among said parties

"Halle Berry is shibby" "Touche!"


-See also Shibby

by Slackers April 4, 2003

Touche

pronounced like douche--one who is a tool and douch combined

I can't stand that dude, he's such a touche.

by Mama Mac March 26, 2009