betting ton

When something great happens or is in agreement
by Young g March 16, 2014
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shit ton

Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.
by djsyndo October 09, 2010
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tons of fun

A person that is overweight or higher than normal percetange of fat in the body. It varies with the weight of the person.
Jeremy is kinda chubby... he's tons of fun!

John can't even fit in the elevator man, he's like 4 tons of fun.
by Cako August 12, 2005
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MAN-TON

The male version of the tampon. placing wrapped up papertowels or toilet paper between the ass crack. this is to prevent anal leakage and a stain showing through ones pants.
dude i kept farting and my ass was sweating to the point i needed to put in a man-ton so no one would see my leaking ass.
by JOSHZ May 03, 2006
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Cunt Ton

Exactly 1000 fuck tons. The largest unit of measurement imaginable. May be either quantitative or qualitative. An imperial measure, therefore a metric cunt ton may be larger.
Dude 1: That's a shit ton of stuff. No, bigger than that, a fuck ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.
by ElOjo April 28, 2011
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RX-Ton

noun: Derogatory term referring to Yamaha's RX-1 snowmobile, in reference to it's excessive weight of nearly 600lbs. Comparativly, a competative Arctic Cat or Ski Doo snowmobile weighed approximatly 470lbs.

The term has also been used to apply to the Apex and Warrior snowmobile lines, or indeed all Yamaha 4-stroke machines. While the apex weighs approximatly 550lbs, the mass disparity has grown, as Arctic Cat and Ski Doo machines have shed weight just as fast or faster.
Rider1: "You bringing the RX-ton out on the lake?"
Rider2: "naaa, tonner stays home, I'm bringing my F7."
by SleddersAnonymous October 02, 2009
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ton-80

When shooting darts if you land all 3 of your darts into the triple 20 slot on the dart board you have just scored a Ton-80.
One dart into the triple 20 slot and then the additional 2 more darts into the same slot/scoreboard is 3 X 20 making it 180 score.

It is the highest score you can get when shooting darts.

Many strive for this score in a dart match.
I have played on dart teams for 10 years and I have thrown ton-80's when it was my turn to play.
You must score this ton-80 all in one turn at the board.

You have to throw 3 darts when it is your turn. So you only have the turn on your team to score this high score.
You can not throw one 60 and then in another turn throw another 60. To get that ton-80 you must throw all 3 darts in one turn.
by Partoftheflock Williams November 06, 2018
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