toenail

yummy

"i eat toenails"

"yum"

by toenailmuncher123 January 19, 2024

Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.

My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth

by Deeptoot69420 May 9, 2023

detached toenail

A pain that sucks. Usually detached from the sides, or if you’re unlucky like me, from everywhere but the bottom. You’ll need to bandage it up for a few days, and avoid going swimming for two weeks. If you’re unsure, have an infection, or are bleeding profusely, please visit a doctor.

A: how did you get a detached toenail?
B: I hit it on a rock :(

by Coldbeanie July 7, 2023

toenail

toenail was THE day and if you disagree you shall not be accepted into the world of toenails as the 23rd of October is THE day and always has been THE day, adios xxx

omg its nearly toenail day xxx

by toenailbeliver October 18, 2019

Broken wet toenail

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.

"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"

by Koomist February 23, 2021

Toenail

A glove over another glove
What little kids try to put in their mouths

Toenail

by TheOneAndOnlyDipshit March 12, 2021

Tiny toenails

When the toenail ratio is much too small compared to the rest of the toe.

WTF is wrong with your tiny toenails?

by legion20 April 5, 2021