throat jolter

when the joke is so funny that your throat ejects from the esophagus and is sent into space

wow that was such a throat jolter!
i haven’t gotten my throat jolted like that in ages!!!

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022

throat meal

An early morning blow job that replaces the oatmeal component of breakfast in bed.

"Dude, I feel so energized today. Vanessa made breakfast in bed and she had some throat meal."

by jackowalkie March 24, 2010

Throat Hoagie

Another name for "penis"...

Quiet woman, or you're gonna get the Throat Hoagie" like the last time...

by Bones32 January 7, 2010

throat singing

a concept of singing using your throat, not your diaphragm where you can harmonize all by yourself

Jon is fascinated by throat singing and the cool sounds he can make.

by drvgtopless August 19, 2007

throat yogurt

The human man's white gold, plain and simple. The seminal fluids released from a man's cock en route to a girls esophagus.

Steve's mom was hungary so I fed her half a pint of throat yogurt.

by Randy Layhey September 30, 2005

Throat Fucked

The term Throat Fucked is used when someone has endured been given violent head.
Being Throat Fucked involves a man slipping his penis down someones throat and thrusting hard.
Throat Fucking may result in gagging, choking and vomiting.
Also known as Throat Fucking.

Be careful when getting Throat Fucked

I got Throat Fucked last week and vomed everywhere, but he still managed to skeet.

omg, Dizzee got Throat Fucked by some Meathead.

I Throat Fucked dat bitch, yeh man.

by dizzee moo September 30, 2008

Throat Sex

(n)- When a person smokes enough times to have a hole in their throat. You then stick your peepee in the throat hole.

Fredrick had throat sex with her grandma.

by John Kellis Fernando January 7, 2007