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When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
by Kiwipo January 16, 2023
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Ice the Slice

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When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates on the lips of the vagina. The act is evocative of putting icing on a slice of cake.
During a rigorous bout of fucking, Alison begged Andrew to pull out and ice her slice.

Dude, I can't wait to ice the slice tonight.
by MTHV January 24, 2010
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Breaking The Brown Ice

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When you fart for the first time in a new relationship.

It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.
Breaking The Brown Ice

I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.
by Sl!m Jim the grim October 3, 2010
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Being the only white person/people at a party.
"Hey man, how was your thing last night?"

"It was pretty fun, but I felt a little out of place because I was bringing the vanilla ice cream."
by UncleBurton August 22, 2012
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to masturbate, quite literally to cum. HELL YES VANILLA.
"Hi you thing!"
"Whut?"
"I GOT SHARK FINS. Where's Daeshon at?"
"Oh, probably trying to ice the cake."
"Dammit."
by mina & jaffa April 18, 2007
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When you poop on the horseshoe shaped rim of a public toilet.
There's a greasy log on the toilet rim in the McDonald's bathroom...did you ice the horseshoe?
by EM Riggles February 27, 2009
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