catch the pipe

Give some dick

She so bad she could catch the pipe

by j_daddy December 4, 2016

Don't fight the pipe

Also a term used by the large man I shared a jail cell with one time.

"Don't fight the pipe fish. Daddy gon' lay some pipe down like the water company. Yeah bitch!"
"Just don't touch my face."

by Silky Johnson December 23, 2005

Ripe for the Pipe

When you are at a bar, pub, club etc. and there are women who have ingested large quantities of substances that will make them lose their inhibitions (alcohol, drugs) making them more willing to sleep with you.

Guy 1:"Hey, you see that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the one throwing back shots of tequila?"
Guy 1: "Mhm. She's ripe for the pipe"

by Penis McBallsack August 4, 2010

Lay the pipe

The process in which a Male claps the checks of a woman most often.

Dude lay the pipe to tiquirus tonight.

by The_pipe_master August 26, 2019

Sweat the pipe

Jacking off, masturbating, pleasing ones self

I wanted to sweat the pipe after I saw that girl.

That girl sweat my pipe pretty well

by Alex, Sean, Jake, Drew March 1, 2011

Flush the Pipes

To piss in your partners ass.

"Did you hook up last night?"

"Yeah, she let me flush the pipes. It went everywhere when she sat down for a post flushing cig."

by Ernie Whackers April 12, 2016

Stuffing the Pipeline

A douchebag sales term for bringing in more leads or customers.

Person A: Made a lot of great sales at work today!
Person B: Stuffing the pipeline, I see! Rad!

by holmesd August 26, 2018