by Z-dad March 02, 2018
A poopy macgyver is when you have no toilet paper to wipe yourself ways so you have to make do what you have with to wipe.
Steve: " Dude, the restroom was out a toilet paper!"
Tyler: "Did you have to do a poopy macgyver,!
Steve: "Yeah.."
Tyler:" What did you use?
Steve:" You don't want to know."
Tyler: "Did you have to do a poopy macgyver,!
Steve: "Yeah.."
Tyler:" What did you use?
Steve:" You don't want to know."
by Greenuisance88 May 08, 2019
by Marko MacGyver September 27, 2023
When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.
I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!
by Dirty JJJ March 12, 2011
A contest in which two or more people try to solve the same problem or achieve the same goal with what they have readily available to them. Also known as a MacGyver Face-Off.
Jon and I both tried to find our own ways to fix his broken engine without an Auto-Repair shop in sight, but his Paper Clip/Rubber Band combo won our MacGyve-Off.
by LedChelsea August 29, 2011
Having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of water, and a fish comes up and nibbles your anus.
Jamie was telling Bobby how having sex with his girlfriend in Lake Winnipesaukee turned into a Fuzzy MacGyver when all of a sudden a fish came up and nibbled his corn hole.
by Just one of the Fuzzies July 31, 2013
Allison uses the MacGyver Theory at her portrait studio. Like, "Get me my snorkel, an avocado, and some dead tree branches. This is going to be the best baby portrait EVER!"
by Realtalk12 May 17, 2015