jump off my dick

another way of saying none of your business, or get off my back

how about u make like a rabbit and jump off my dick

by Adam August 10, 2004

jump off a cliff

when someone acts ignorant so you tell yourself "jump off a cliff" meaning: bro im so done here.

ill elaborate: when you jump off a cliff its like youre done with life right? so you say as if youre done when youre talking to someone

"omg i failed ughhh jump off a cliff"

by sunoooo. September 10, 2021

Jump off my Couch

Either you are mad or very happy

I just got a triple kill, I want to jump off my couch.

by TheRealRat(Yes I am Real) December 03, 2020

Jumping Jack-Offs

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion

I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs

by Cadillac C--Y February 10, 2011

that dude just jumped off a 4 story building

When someone jumps off a 4 story building

"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."

by Random schoolkid December 06, 2021

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006

Jump-off chick

The chick or side -hoe a dude goes to while running around town doing his thing...she may be his thing!

You know, she's been his jump-off chick since before he and his main girl married!

by Motomama January 25, 2021