When someone, typically an older person, sits down without underwear, causing their genitals to spill out of their shorts and into the view of an unsuspecting victim.
Ian’s uncle Grandpa El’d me yesterday. I wonder if those magnificent elephant testicles run in the family?
by JohnDavidXXX July 27, 2023
A man of immense strength and willpower, reigning from the mountains of Slovakia. He moved here at the turn of the century to provide for a new family, and more importantly, a better country. He fought vigorously to free Slovakia against the liberals and CNN. He has twelve sons all of which live in the homeland except one, Papa L, who moved to America after his service in the cold war. Grandpa L will have created one of the largest, if not the largest, Slovakian Dynasties known to this world.
(man kisses Grandpa L's hand)
(Slovakian accent) What do you need?
I need to borrow some money.
But son, where is the last money I lent you?
I was foolish, I'm sorry.
It's ok son I forgive you.
(man bends over and kisses Grandpa L's shoe)
(Slovakian accent) What do you need?
I need to borrow some money.
But son, where is the last money I lent you?
I was foolish, I'm sorry.
It's ok son I forgive you.
(man bends over and kisses Grandpa L's shoe)
by RogerMethod420 May 11, 2022
No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.
by Uncle Atticus March 29, 2021
This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.
by Toravon September 29, 2013
by But like forreal May 14, 2019
by Uncle Rimjob March 24, 2016
an elderly, lecherous male patron of an adult video arcade who is physically and/or socially aggressive with other male patrons in the pursuit of sex
by Steven Herraiz August 15, 2009