Eating clams

Wasting time

Person: Please stop eating clams or else

by Ace the simp February 1, 2023

clam dip

The creamy white substance that excretes from the female genetalia.

When I took my finger out her pussy, I had to wash all her clam dip off my hands.

by Preluder August 20, 2006

piss clams

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.

I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

by j-lingo February 21, 2011

The Drunken Clam

A place where Peter Griffin drinks and gets drunk with Brian Griffin on the hit tv show Family Guy!

Did you see Peter at the Drunken Clam with Brian Griffin?

by david faustino May 11, 2012

Clam Strips

Labial lips, i.e. from the "bearded clam".

Allyson: I have a taste for some blackened clam strips.
Tonayleeza: I got some of them you can have!
Allyson: Great! I'm ready to eat some clam strips now!

by Vermont Fag November 3, 2016

clam cooking

Another name for vaginal steaming, often done because a person believes it is healthy despite it being very unhealthy.

Despite medical advice, Beth believed her yoni needed cleansing. So she went to an alternative clinic to get a clam cooking. Beth is an idiot.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Clam Grenade

The act of muckin bin so violently that you purposefully force air into the vagina in order to intentionally detonate a queef later on during the performance.

Adam, in an act of true passion, had his glasses blown clean off his head while clam grenading Kelly last night

I clam grenaded Gina so hard last night that she blew the covid out my lungs

Timmy couldn’t wait to clam grenade Alison during his first oral experience. He was amazed that her box went off like it had a hair pin trigger

by MuckleberryBin January 9, 2022