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sympathy-fuck

The act of having sex with someone as a consoling gesture, immediately after breaking up with them.

The true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.

(This generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-fuck even a few days later if circumstances are extremely bad)
After I dumped that bitch she went psycho. I had to throw a sympathy-fuck on her just to get away with my CD's and my coat!
by ++Captain Tripps++ December 4, 2003
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sympathy like

If one of your friends attempts to make a clever or funny status but fails, and after 72 hours it has no likes, you like it. Doesn't mean you actually like it, just a benevolent act to make the status seem less depressing and cheer the person up.
yeah, i kind of feel bad though. probably going to sympathy like it so he doesn't hang himself
by Kyle Blade March 9, 2011
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Sympathy Chargeables

In an audit or law firm the basis of existence is chargeability. When someone you like is not busy, you can give them non work and a code charge it to, in sympathy for their unutilised state. Thus sympathy chargeables
It was a bit slow last week, but there were a few managers who gave me sympathy chargeables so my utilisation wasnt as bad as it could have been
by Marigoldo December 8, 2009
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Sympathy For The Devil

is an expression meaning to give sympathy for someone who doesn't deserve it. The devil was kicked out of Heaven and most would feel sympathy for him, but what everyone should realize is that he deserved to be thrown out.
I feel sorry for that baby rapist, because he got the death penalty.
Man, that's sympathy for the devil you fool.
by J. McLain January 20, 2006
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Facebook Sympathy

Changing your staus on facebook in such a way as to attract sympathy messages from your friends.
Status Updates

Bill is really not himself today

"I can't believe Bill's status, its obvious he's just looking for some facebook sympathy"
by smoothshift October 22, 2008
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symphony x

One of the best metal bands ever. They make really long songs that aren't repetetive and stay fresH and make you want more. Their synthesizer and guitar solos kick ass.
guy 1 - Did you go to the Symphony X concert last night?
guy 2 - Yes, it kicked fucking ass!
other band - it kicked my ass *walks away, buttless*
by daguuy June 21, 2006
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stickerbrush symphony

Name of the most perfect video game song in video game history.

However, the song has encouraged psycological breakdowns from its victims, due to the severe difficulty, hence bramble stage.
Stickerbrush Symphony is a great song, but at what cost?

Please, donate to the Bramble stage therapy, and live, for a brighter tommorrow.
by Someone Personson May 26, 2007
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