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Get the Yssa Sy mug."The Sy Philosophy" refers to the idea that blowjobs are the greatest way of sexual pleasure. The philosophy states that blowjobs create a more "personalised" experience on both the receiving and giving ends. This makes the blowjob a more sentimental way of pleasuring your partner. As opposed to the idea that pussy is the best way of sex, the philosophy argues that pussy cannot be changed, therefore, making it boring.
Dude, did you fuck that chick last night?
Nah, I just wanted a blowjob
Thats dumb
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Nah, I just wanted a blowjob
Thats dumb
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by Prof. LeMeow November 4, 2020
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This is the definition of your existence - ‘I don’t want to die; sometimes wish I’d never been born at all’
Simran: Hi guys! All well?
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome
by rtalati January 21, 2022
Get the Freddie Mercury Syndrome mug.Pronounced "sib-too-yah" it is the response when offered something of no value as an 'incentive'. An acronym standing for "Shove Your Brian Toy Up Your Arse", it came about as the result of a series of adverts on British television by different companies offering toys to people who would take out home or car insurance with them. These so-called incentives featured meerkats, a bulldog and finally after a series of particularly annoying adverts a toy robot called Brian. The company behind the adverts offered a free 'Brian Toy' to anyone who took out car insurance , home insurance with their organisation.
It demonstrates the contempt that marketing executives feel for the buying public if they imagine that this ridiculous ‘incentive’ is going to get everyone falling over themselves to do business with their company. Needless to say the 'Brian toy' was not the success that the company supposed, with the reaction of most people being "shove your Brian toy up your arse" which quickly became abbreviated to SYBTUYA. Very quickly, its use expanded to be the preferred response to anything worthless offered as an inducement or incentive.
It demonstrates the contempt that marketing executives feel for the buying public if they imagine that this ridiculous ‘incentive’ is going to get everyone falling over themselves to do business with their company. Needless to say the 'Brian toy' was not the success that the company supposed, with the reaction of most people being "shove your Brian toy up your arse" which quickly became abbreviated to SYBTUYA. Very quickly, its use expanded to be the preferred response to anything worthless offered as an inducement or incentive.
"You know Dave's leaving at the end of the month, well the boss offered him a change of title. No extra money, same job but a new very grand sounding title."
"What did Dave say?"
"SYBTUYA"
"What did Dave say?"
"SYBTUYA"
by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015
Get the SYBTUYA mug.It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically
Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!
by rtalati January 25, 2022
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