Swollerbear

Someone who is ridiculously ripped, yoked, diesel, and of course swoll.

Someone with so much muscle it is to an unnatural yet badass level.

Bob: "Hey Jerry did you see how buff Chase looked at the dance recital the other day?"
Jerry: "Yeah, Chase is a total swollerbear!"

by pmoneyshugarsocks April 21, 2015

spollery

word meaning "fuckin' awesome". Started in May 2004 when a dude couldn't describe his girlfriend, so he had to make up a new word. Spollery was born.

Dude, that's spollery.

by blackjack March 10, 2005

Swollarity

The noun version of swoll.

I've about reached maximum swollarity.

by SaFrDe March 29, 2009

Swollen Raisin

The act of a man inserting his penis and subsequently fucking a woman's naval, thus creating the likeness of a swollen raisin.

I'm not really into anything too kinky, but wowie could I go for a nice swollen raisin right about now.

by Private Space August 30, 2010

Swollenbury

An annual karaoke event that takes place in leeds, UK.

Have you got your swollenbury ticket this year?

by Wisevalve November 13, 2010

Swolner

When you get an erection while working out. Portmanteau of swole and boner.

I was on the bench press when this girl walked by in the tightest yoga pants and I popped a swolner.

by Lordopher June 1, 2016

swollen nip, condom rip

the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.

"swollen nip, condom rip"
-6.5 year old me and hern

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019