Swedish meatballs

perfection

I love me some Swedish meatballs

by obese burnt chicken nugget August 20, 2019

Swedish Shifter

In Sweden it is required to learn and test out in a manual transmission car for your license. So Swedes are quite proficient with handling sticks while driving. To receive pleasure while performing vertical stroking hand to genital contact (hand job) while driving is also referred to as a Swedish Shifter.

Dude Sofie gave me a fucking banging Swedish Shifter. I came for a mile on the highway.

by 4 Whiskeys of the Apocolypse June 21, 2013

Swedish Sex

Having sex with multiple blonde women. The sex is usually filled with hate, yelling, regrets, and passion. The women needs to be more athletic that the man.

Guy: I had some wicked Swedish Sex last night!

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 29, 2014

Swedish Rodeo

Take a swedish chick from behind, lean over to her ear and whisper quietly "I have AIDs," then try to keep your dick inside of her.

"Hey man, wanna go to Raceway tonight?" "No way man, I'm gonna play some Swedish rodeo with the hot foreign exchange chick!"

by Killzor August 23, 2003

Swedish Mudslide

The Swedish Mudslide is a kinky sexual act, where the female (or male) receiving anal sex has diarhea. The male then sticks his penis in the female's anus using the diarhea as lube. It is used to reduce the intense friction that cums with anal sex or just to be kinky.

Guy A: Dude I tried anal the other night, it sucks.
Guy B: You're doing it wrong, give your girlfriend laxatives during dinner and then try the Swedish Mudslide at night.
(Next Day)
Guy B: How'd it go last night?
Guy A: Amazing! The Swedish Mudslide made for the perfect amount of friction. Whoever thought of it is a genius.

by 55bears August 31, 2013

Swedish Flop

A word describing the ins and outs of the female sexy parts. "Swedish" referring to its exotic mystery, and "Flop" referring to its shape and consistency.

Dude, I totally got to see that Swedish Flop of hers last night.

by Zarika February 27, 2011

Swedish 29

A sexual act involving an automobile timing belt, a pair of jumper cables, and an 11/4" SAE thin wrench. The ensuing activity cannot be described in words, only seen.

Yo dog, I hear home girl next door is a freak; she'd probably be down for a Swedish 29!

by Mr. Wrinkle September 28, 2010